10 rules in dating my daughter
Now that we got the small stuff out of the way, read the following rules below and if you agree and sign you may qualify to date my beautiful, wonderful, innocent and precious daughter.You may NOT encourage or enable the use of alcoholic beverages, drugs of any kind and and tobacco.If you demean or degrade her, cheat on her or in any way make her feel less than the princess that she is, refer to #1 yet again.You must also become an expert in determining if we are being sarcastic or serious. When taking her out on a PROPER date, you WILL come to the door, you WILL be polite and you WILL wait patiently as she continues to get ready.
Assuming sarcasm when we are serious may result in pain, see #1. I guarantee you that she will ALWAYS be running late, this is just something you are going to have to get used to.
I realize that you are just following the latest trends because you aren’t original in your choices so let’s come to a negotiation: You may come to the door with your under clothes showing and your pants too big or too small, and I will not comment.