Dating contract joke
Rule Five: It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk aobut sports, politics, and other issues of the day. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my duaghter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is: "early".
Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me.
I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. As soon as you pull into the driveways you should exit the car with both hands in plain sight.
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