You probably know by now that having an Asian girlfriend is a rite of passage for all white men."Date an Asian chick" has become akin to "Go skydiving" or "Live in New York" in the veritable white guy bucket list.STEP ONE: Finding an Asian Asian girls typically hang out at one of three places: the mall, the library, or Pinkberry. If, by the end of the night, she giggles into her napkin/hand fan, you've got yourself a second date.When you get there, look around: the best Asian girl to pick up will be the one wearing a hoodie and heels (there is always one). As she takes out her phone to tell you, you should make a nice comment about her phone flair (Asian girls always have some bedazzled jank hanging off our phones, usually a cartoon duck or a jade tiger). Asian girls will go on a date with anyone if she can tell a cutesy story about it later: "And then, after he saw my Keroppi keychain, he asked me out at Pinkberry! " STEP TWO: The First Date It doesn't matter where you take an Asian girl on a first date as long as you stick to the following topics of conversation: food, fashion, and making fun of other Asians ("So, your friends just stayed in and did math problems? However, no matter what you do, don't step on the yellow-fever land mine that is acknowledging the Asian fetish.But it wasn’t long before she was linked to personal trainer Bradley Churchill, who just happens to be Alex’s best mate.But that wasn’t to last as she was soon dating Towie star Chris Clark, who left her high and dry in April 2017 after a short-lived romance.
So who are the men currently said to be keeping the girls company when they’re not touring the globe?The seventh-grade survey included these questions: And, "In seventh grade, about half of both males and females reported never having had a serious boyfriend or girlfriend," the researchers write.That means about half the students had had what they considered a serious relationship.Yes, we all implicitly know what's going on here -- why else did America go to war in two Asian countries last century? Us girls all like to pretend that we're your first Far East foray.
STEP THREE: The Relationship If you get to the point now where you're dating an Asian girl, you better understand where she's coming from.
What's more, girls who'd had an older boyfriend by seventh grade were twice as likely to have had sex by ninth grade as those who'd had a same-age boyfriend by seventh grade.