Dating jokes humor
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. A husband exclaims to his wife one day, "Your butt is getting really big. " Later that night in bed, the husband makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. " A lady comes home from her doctor's appointment grinning from ear to ear. " The wife says, "The doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman, I have the breasts of a eighteen year old." "Oh yeah?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK? " His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family." A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex.The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that it's still experimental.4 A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it?
You see, I have to catch the train.”The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. "Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days.
" quipped her husband, "What did he say about your forty-five year old ass?
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