Diary of a dating disaster


In Uganda, Rastas or ‘Rasta lookalikes’ symbolise non-conformism. – we come from societies where self-expression through your personal image is quite normal, encouraged even. Rasta refers (incorrectly) to “any person having dreadlocks.” “True Rastafarians believe that Ethiopia’s Emperor Haile Selassie a.k.a. Rastafarianism is a common religion amongst black Jamaicans and deeply rooted in African culture.Rastas eat a diet of vegetables, fruit and fish and keep their bodies, mind and soul healthy by staying active in global issues.We know Rastas have essentially unlimited experience with little white girls, so they know how to talk to them. Rastas do not care how dirty the girl’s feet are, or the last time she showered.They only care about whether or not she is buying him beer.

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Slowly the rubble is beginning to clear, slowly the frightened many are returning to work, and slowly new alliances are being forged. I had to restrain a chuckle as I listened to our magnificent logistician, Andrew, bargain hard but diplomatically with a group of labourers.) After four years, each black face is as different to me as every white one but when I first came to Uganda, I couldn’t remember who was who. ” That didn’t help much, as I soon learned Ugandan ladies like to DRAMATICALLY change their hairstyle every couple of weeks!I would try and remember each lady by their hairstyle. Back to dem Rastas and, when I asked a male Ugandan friend why do white women go for Rastas? The child smiled, his four-year-old eyes bright as buttons. For a brief moment the eyes dulled when he screamed in pain as I tried gently to remove the dressing from his infected stump.

Yes, I thought, the first shoots of recovery are beginning to appear in Haiti.

Despite the bullshit, the sweet talk and the dance moves can be very seductive. ) and an absolute certainty that I’m just one of a number he’s playing with. – what’s the attraction between Muzungu women and Rastas? I fell in love with Uganda the moment I set foot here.