Funny craigslist dating ads


Everyone always tells me I have a warm body built for cuddling.I workout, so I'm not a ready bear but right for cuddling.I'm very interested.29 years old, fit, recently out of an LTR, also not looking for sex or love, but interested in a cuddle partner.The most important questions are obviously do you have Netflix (I prefer not to host), and what do you like to watch before bed?Case in point, the post starts off with, "Ok, this car is an absolute piece of shit." The car's listed condition: "I hate this car."Someone side swiped me in a parking lot and just drove off without leaving a note.(btw if that was you and youre reading this you are a complete d bag.



If it were up to me, I'd take a guy who spoons me in solace over a hot guy who'd f*ck me and then proceed to make a beeline for the next bus across town because a) he doesn't care for my cuddling needs, and b) pillow talk is pretty damn intimidating to a guy like him.You would have to host because I don't have a queen bed.I'm not looking for sex just another body to be around.And fulfilling this seemingly emotional void in these men's lives would have been a lot of responsibility, more so than fulfilling something so primal.